It’s the last Motivational Monday until Christmas Day!! Only two more sleeps to go! So I thought I’d spread some Christmas joy through some amusing festive quotes and jokes.
I found these on Pinterest:
Next up in this festive giggleathon, are some of the best (i.e. cheesy) Christmas jokes around:
What happened to the turkey at Christmas?
It got gobbled
What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?
Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
Because they were two deer
What did Father Christmas do when he went speed dating?
He pulled a cracker
Why don’t you ever see Father Christmas in hospital?
Because he has private elf care
How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 7lb 6oz when he was born?
They had a weigh in a manger.
Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
Because their days are numbered
Why can’t you wash up during Christmas?
Because the Fairy is on top of the tree
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
Ho ho ho!! I hope you enjoyed this little bit of festive fun!